Would u look at that! Many states have been locked down for 12 hours, haven't even released data yet, & we are already seeing months of positive results! Thank u, our fearless technocrat, for trusting religious scholars in the church of curve flattenology.https://t.co/TUBNvVmnOy

— Jordan Schachtel @ dossier.today (@JordanSchachtel) March 31, 2020